Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007

Cruise Drunk

The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.

"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"

by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009

Late Drunk

A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.

Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.

John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.

by moltenriches October 3, 2009

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.

The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.

by Roccos January 4, 2010

operational drunk

The level of intoxication needed to perform routine tasks once again, usually following a hangover.

Man, I got lit up last night. I can't even think this morning, time to get operational drunk.

by Red Lobster Tanker May 14, 2011

Mikey Drunk

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.

Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs

by Mogar193 June 8, 2011

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011