Better than it wasn't

When something isn't good to start with and gets improved

Once all of the wax was removed from her ears, her hearing was better than it wasn't

by Lance-a-clodd December 1, 2022

Bettadean

To pack an upper decky with the boys

Let’s go have some BETTADEANSKI’S with the boys

by Hayden Irving September 3, 2022

bettix

a mf with a 3rd leg

YOOOO!! it’s that mf bettix

by jetlggnd September 5, 2022

bettlejuice

Mayor Lightfoot from Chicago, with a suntan!

if bettlejuice looks innthe mirror after a day at the beach he looks like Lightfoot

by Bearthorn_69 September 6, 2022

bettineski

Most raw mother fucker

That was a fuckin Bettineski

by Dogs have September 28, 2022

Betterice

It's ice, but built different.

BETTERICE

by WaxRaccoon7992 December 4, 2022

Better

If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?

Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023