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Abstinence Whore

1) An individual who chooses to be abstinent in exchange for social rewards such as praise, social status, popularity or even monetary rewards in rare cases.

2) An individual possessing a flirtatious style, appearance and attitude normally associated with sluts, but remains dutifully committed to sexual abstinence.

3) An individual obsessed with abstinence usually due to a deep rooted fear, hatred or jealously towards sexual activity. Women tend to be fearful and men jealous.
Wow, that Stacy is showing off her purity ring again. What an abstinence whore.
by TruthInText May 27, 2010
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absinthe

Strong green liqueur containing wormwood. Bright green and causes hallucinations.
To consume absinthe, pour sugar on a spoon, set it alight and dip the caramelized sugar into the drink, adding an equal amount of water to extinguish the flame.
by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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Absolute unit

What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people
Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.
by Jay mami June 15, 2018
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abstinence

Choosing not to have sex until you are married. If you're into this then FINE but don't act like you're all smart because of it. It's a CHOICE, and just because you choose to follow it doesn't make you any more intelligent than your peers. Don't push your religious bullshit on others either, just because your buddies are horndogs and enjoy a little pussy every now and then doesn't make them any less intelligent than your fat ass.
Did you hear Adon's excuse for why he's a virgin? He says he believes in abstinence! Stupid nerd has no game is more like it.
by RandomPseudonym August 21, 2008
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Absoluter

A large or massive pinch of tobacco which sometimes provides large buzzes.
Ghost coon put in an absoluter to relieve some stress.
by Levi Pinkerton March 24, 2011
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absolute toss

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.
Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011
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Absolute Rat

A state of mind when one finds themselves in an untenable situation
I've been stuck in this room for 5 days now watching nothing but b-rated dvds, it's absolute rat!
by daithi sean og o December 19, 2011
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