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window sauce

Some dumb shit I had a fucking dream about you fags so why are you looking the shit up
by Window sauce specialist December 23, 2017
mugGet the window saucemug.

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
mugGet the fogged windowmug.

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.
If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses
by A four pound pud September 10, 2019
mugGet the Window whispermug.

Window Cuck

A Cuck that watches a couple through the window without them knowing. Someone who views sexual intercourse through windows unchecked.
Bro I’m window cucking the neighbors so hard, they don’t even see me through the window with my disguise.
by Tedmburke December 6, 2021
mugGet the Window Cuckmug.

window stick

stick a steller drinker will have
Tommy robinson carrirs around his window stick all the time
by Ndl member December 21, 2020
mugGet the window stickmug.

The Pynchon Window

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

“Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 29, 2020
mugGet the The Pynchon Windowmug.

Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
mugGet the Window-treemug.

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