Nerd Bow

The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.

Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.

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by lord of your ring November 27, 2011

Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"

by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010

nerd wheelin

To bring your laptop along by a case with a extending handle and wheels

"Yo David is dragging something behind him whats that"?

"Oh thats his laptop he be nerd wheelin"!

by animepatriarch April 7, 2009

Nerd Army

The nerd army is a group full of nerd wannabes which also spend most of the time smelling each other's farts.

I am in the nerd army now, that means I have to be cocky of the amount of fictional things I know.

by StomperPooper July 2, 2018

nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

swaggy nerds

A group of people who are typically considered nerdy because they enjoy learning and do not adhere to social norms. Although the group does not fit the prototypical definition of "being cool", however, they carry themselves in a bold and confident manner as trendsetters.

Swaggy nerds do not care what other people think.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Nerd's Rant

A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.

"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.

by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017