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Penguins

Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!
Look at those Penguins flirting.
by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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Penguine Terrine

A pate like food, made from crushed penguins.
I caught a penguin today, I think I'm going to make it into a penguine terrine.
by el buzzward September 20, 2011
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Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019
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spy penguin

The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
Do you see spy penguin got gifted another nitro!
by Spynt May 21, 2021
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Penguin

An evil bird...
My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".
by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014
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Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes
by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020
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