Squatting moose
Squatting moose by Piggyfat October 18, 2008
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Cum Squat
The act of cumming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the anus), thus, performing a cum squat.
Jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a shit as he was cumming, successfully performing a cum squat
Cum Squat by The Little Gnome(s) October 18, 2011
Sorority squat
In many deep south 1950s colleges young girls trying to get into certain sororities were instructed to refrain from using all toilets and told to goto the woods or alleys to relieve themselves for one week.
This was a tradition going back to the 19th century ,done in order to produce stronger an more self reliant women capable of good problem solving , in preparation for child bearing an proper etiquette for culinary cleanliness when cooking family meals in the future.
This was a tradition going back to the 19th century ,done in order to produce stronger an more self reliant women capable of good problem solving , in preparation for child bearing an proper etiquette for culinary cleanliness when cooking family meals in the future.
I steer clear of Mary lou for about a week she's on a sorority squat right now...patience is good though bubba, shes got nice child bareing hips
Sorority squat by yotaterds November 19, 2020
squatch
A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.
The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
squatch by superwhitey August 10, 2006
sorority squat
person 1: Where is Kymberleigh?
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important
sorority squat by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
kimchi squat
1. Similar to the asian squat but kimchi refers to Koreans because in most cases, Koreans are the only people who can pull it off comfortably and naturally. At times a Chinese or other asian might be able to do it, but never has one seen a black or Mexican do it like Koreans. They have their own squats.
2. What happens when you give a Korean a cigg and make them wait with no chairs or see Koreans loitering
2. What happens when you give a Korean a cigg and make them wait with no chairs or see Koreans loitering
kimchi squat by T1GEREYEZ July 19, 2005
pop a squat
pop a squat by Walker Watson July 21, 2006