Definitions by superattractivegirl

mug

a type of beverage holder that Urb Dick really wants you to buy and i bought it lol

buy a mug mug for your mug mug!

so do you really want to know what i put on the mug
i put 'my ass'

i love it sm yall

mug by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

ب_ب 

a sad face but it's probably just saggy boobs

ب_ب
are those saggy boobs?

ب_ب by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

FIOY 

Fergoloop I'm Over You

"Fergoloop i wanted to tell you this for a long time"
"okay tell me"
"Fergoloop i hate you"
"WOAHH"
"FIOY."
"WOAHHHHH"

FIOY by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

sorority squat 

when a girl from a sorority group does squats. it is super important

person 1: Where is Kymberleigh?
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important

sorority squat by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

youre hot 

you are seg-gsy

person 1: oh shit man youre hot
person 2: what no shes not
person 1: lets fuck <3

youre hot by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ 

He stares at you when you sleep. pressing his fingertips against the cold, sand-paper-like brick. his eyes depicting a different story when he stares at you intensely over the constant chatter of your father and mother arguing. he knows a divorce will settle upon the both of them. he can't help but feel bad for you. trying not to make you catch him, he inches back behind the dry brick wall. you catch him moving further away from you from the corner of your eye. you turn to him and-

you: oh shit theres a man here
┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: no
you: yes i see you
┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: tf no you dont
you: oh shit are you my uncle

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

wetter than an otter's pocket 

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

wetter than an otter's pocket by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021