sponser

A word typically used by the inbred and/or ignorant. This is a variation of the word "sponsor" in which the sponsor mistreats the sponsored in a manner that leads to the sponsor crying like a girl. This sort of behavior tends to bring out the true feminine nature of said sponsor in which he/she manipulates the sponsored and ultimately handles the problem (in which said sponsor created) like a female on the rag.

Good: "Yeah dude Vortex is my sponsor and they hook me up with sick deals on sprockets and rearsets!! I love those guys!!"

Bad: "Uhh.. yeah.. my SPONSER just voided my contract and called the cops on me because he had a dildo stuck up his ass."

by jamjeezyweezy January 19, 2010

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sponking .to Sponk ......the art of hitting someone across their face with your erect penis until you ejaculate

I was Sponking him so hard i came without touching

by salfordave February 3, 2013

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sponge

a type of birth control.

i stuck a sponge up my v-area

by coll April 12, 2004

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sponger

bodyboarder,aka sponger. Due to genetic inadequacy, was never able to grow large enough balls to become a full fledged surfer. Habitat- shitty breaks where can be seen performing signature l-rollo's, flailng belly spins and roasting pole.

Dude, i just speared that sponger as he tryed to drop in on me from way out side.

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bodyboarder that pushes water aerial manuvers to the limit, that rides a versatile board that can take off/launch off on any hallow thick waves like shark island, Teahupoo, wedge and can come out from a really deep barrels. overall another outcast of sports media society.

by f1 May 8, 2003

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