Spank the bape

Spanking the Bape is a much cooler version of (spanking the monkey). but this one is whilst bathing/taking a shower

- Sup' dude? U got any plans today
- Nah bro i'm just gonna take a shower and prolly spank the bape

by SpreezMB August 8, 2017

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Spanked

To get "Spanked", or getting "Spanked" is more or less another word for wasted or drunk to the point beyond belief.
If you were to drink excessive amounts of alcohol, smoke uncontrollably and do copious amounts of drugs all within a small time frame, using the synonym "Spanked" would fit.

Laurel: "So Karen and I went out last night to Divas, and she spent the whole night drinking and doing drugs, she got absolutely Spanked and I had to carry her ass home!
Kevin: "That does sound sound like Karen to me"

by Sóley July 17, 2018

Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze

Can I spank your tank?

by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018

Spank

Drug slang for a next-generation designer drug

Little is known about it, but its effects seem to be extremely dangerous.

Even the police are clueless(I am too)

There's a new drug on the street which goes by the name of Spank.

by thereelme September 15, 2019

SpankDangle

SpankDangle - to spank or strike dangling testicles with an open hand, or any instrument, utensil, or tool with a flat or curved surface.

Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.

Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.

She Spankdangled her mate with a wooden spoon.

She is a wicked DangleSpanker

by Saybish November 9, 2019