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SpankDangle 

SpankDangle - to spank or strike dangling testicles with an open hand, or any instrument, utensil, or tool with a flat or curved surface.

Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.

Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.
She Spankdangled her mate with a wooden spoon.

She is a wicked DangleSpanker
SpankDangle by Saybish November 9, 2019
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Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

spangdangling

Spangdangling means the best of the very best. The absolute dogs bollox. THe bees knobbily knees.
Jean-Pierre - hi how are you
Jean Paul - Im spangdangling

Wow that mushroom tasted spangdangling!
spangdangling by Robyn.. June 1, 2007

spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled
my god! I'm spandangled....
spandangled by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

scandangle 

The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.
"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."

"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"

"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."

Spandongle 

A juicy mixture of ketamine and speed in line form.
Hello good sir, would you care for a spandongle?
Spandongle by Lionel Skinnytits February 1, 2019

Shandangle 

A slang word used in Connecticut meaning to impressively steal or snag amonst other things.
Guy 1 *tries to sit down in a chair*
Guy 2 *pulls out Guy 1's seat from beneath Guy 1 and sits down in it himself*

Guy 1 - "I'm pissed, but I have to admit you just shandangled my chair."
Shandangle by stmfrd203 January 20, 2011