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The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
β€œBro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐒 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018
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