side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003

sloppy sunday

Hooking up with a member of the opposite sex on Sundays for nothing other then sex. Usually begins with the jimmy jam and can be followed up with the surprise sex on Monday if it is a holiday.

Dan enjoys sloppy sundays with Sarah

by boondocks5 November 23, 2007

Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!

Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"

by mrfitz January 18, 2009

Shopped Shouter

Cynical people who constantly feel the need to comment "shopped" or "photoshopped" at almost every thing they encounter on the internet believing they are saving others from believing liars and fakers. Sometimes they are right but ironically they are now in fact making people believe real, truthful things are actually SHOPPED! They usually come out in large numbers and drown out all other conversation.

Bill123: Woah, that photo of a clown fish is pretty amazing

WoLfcry24: ITS SHOPPED DUMASSES!

Bill123: Uh, Clownfishes are real...

WoLfcry24: No, that weird "fish" is obviously photoshopped, trust me I can tell retard.

Bill123: god damn Shopped Shouter...

by holycrap:)??? August 25, 2009

Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.

Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!

by Marcie211 October 9, 2014

Satellite-Shopper

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.

I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!

by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005

Locker Shopping

The act of searching and or yoinking items from another person locker during the school year. Can be usefull to find sports realated items

Joe: Yo check out this sweater i just got from Locker Shopping.
Moe: Dam ill give u 20$ for it?

by Robotron March 7, 2007