Definitions by boondocks5
scientific dicks
1. A completely nonsense phrase invented in the middle of an unhinged rant, usually by someone who crushed a lot of beers and is now in a state of bliss over a grotto pizza
2. Tiny, over-engineered, lab-grade dicks supposedly designed for maximum “fit efficiency,” allowing an impossible quantity to be involved in the story purely because George has decided science is on his side.
2. Tiny, over-engineered, lab-grade dicks supposedly designed for maximum “fit efficiency,” allowing an impossible quantity to be involved in the story purely because George has decided science is on his side.
George wouldn’t shut up about fitting half a dozen scientific dicks somewhere they definitely did not belong.
Ryan: George what do you think about dewey beach
George: It's a bunch of dicks and a bunch of asses
Ryan: Are you sure
George interrupting: and I'll fuck all those dicks right in my ass
Ryan: Oh my god, are you sure about that
George: Yes, I will fuck all those dicks right in my ass George takes a giant bite of pizza
Ryan: George, we're at grotto
George: Yup
Ryan: So are you sure about that.
George: Yes, I'm sure, I could fit so many, like half a dozen dicks in my ass, their scientific, dicks, silly scientific dicks in my ass, I'll fuck them up with a bunch of regular dicks
Ryan: Oh my god
George continuing: also in your ass
Ryan: oh my god George you are so fucked up right now
George: I don't know what you're talking about, I can eat so many sandwiches, you need a bunch of sandwiches, oh, is he gonna eat his pizza I'm gonna eat his pizza
Ryan: George what do you think about dewey beach
George: It's a bunch of dicks and a bunch of asses
Ryan: Are you sure
George interrupting: and I'll fuck all those dicks right in my ass
Ryan: Oh my god, are you sure about that
George: Yes, I will fuck all those dicks right in my ass George takes a giant bite of pizza
Ryan: George, we're at grotto
George: Yup
Ryan: So are you sure about that.
George: Yes, I'm sure, I could fit so many, like half a dozen dicks in my ass, their scientific, dicks, silly scientific dicks in my ass, I'll fuck them up with a bunch of regular dicks
Ryan: Oh my god
George continuing: also in your ass
Ryan: oh my god George you are so fucked up right now
George: I don't know what you're talking about, I can eat so many sandwiches, you need a bunch of sandwiches, oh, is he gonna eat his pizza I'm gonna eat his pizza
scientific dicks by boondocks5 March 22, 2026
Fart my dick
To jokingly promise a form of retaliation that is impossible in every known branch of science, yet somehow vivid enough that everyone immediately pictures it, and dies laughing.
In the cab ride home George threatened to fart my dick on Colleen’s face, causing everyone to laugh uncontrollably.
Fart my dick by boondocks5 March 21, 2026
sloppy sunday
Hooking up with a member of the opposite sex on Sundays for nothing other then sex. Usually begins with the jimmy jam and can be followed up with the surprise sex on Monday if it is a holiday.
sloppy sunday by boondocks5 November 23, 2007
Jimmy Jam
The act of gently massaging or furiosly rubbing the female clitoris. Usually used as a precursor to finger treats. Can be performed as a single act or with 1 or more partners also known as a jimmy jam jam but in such situation must be immediately followed by the finger treat for full effect. It is good practice to give the jimmy jam just before surprise sex
Paul couldn't get it up so he jimmy jam.
Ting enjoys the jimmy jam more the cock so she jimmy jams it every day.
Dan gave her the jimmy jam and then oops pound surprised her.
Ting enjoys the jimmy jam more the cock so she jimmy jams it every day.
Dan gave her the jimmy jam and then oops pound surprised her.
Jimmy Jam by boondocks5 September 25, 2007
finger treats
The act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. Can also be used on one's self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. Unless you have knuckle draggers.
finger treats by boondocks5 September 25, 2007