schnese

A man without any form of body hair whatsoever. Usually not hitting puberty until an unknown age.

That guy is forty years old and is still a schnese.

by Landrew Ryan Schulenhake May 17, 2007

Scene

A concept derived from throwing together many diffrent alternative fashions henceforth creating an "emo" like "gangster" style.

Scene kids have big egos and big attitudes, and should be avoided at all costs due to thier unpredictable behavior i.e wrist cutting or turning "straight edge" to fit in with thier crowd who who kill if acused of conforming, yet do.

Scene:

Girls, Insecure

Boys, Gay.

by Kiah Von Krunk August 11, 2008

Scene

1: A Scene in nature, or really anywhere
2:Annoying

1:"This scene is excellent!"
2:"The scene would be even better if the scene kid wasn't there!"

by Shinhiko1 October 5, 2008

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

C.O scene

The act of buying, and then consuming alcoholic beverages prior to entering a pub or bar, thereby saving money and aquiring a good deal of courage. Usually buckfast tonic wine is the drink of choice.

Carry out scene = C.O scene

PERSON 1---"Yo mate you goin for a C.O scene before we hit the town?"
PERSON 2---"Aye s'pose so man. What d'ya fancy gettin? Im sick gettin wine"(Buckfast tonic wine)

enter the off licence......

after looking at the range of alcohol for five minutes.....

PERSON 1---"Wine it is then?"
PERSON 2---"Hmm.....aye.....nothin better I s'pose!!!"

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

Scene Kid

A ridiculous person who conforms to a stupid fashion trend and attitude that basically consists of jeans and shirts that are far too tight for either the male or female body and looks like utter crap. Girls like to wear ballet tutus over their jeans, long hair extensions, hello kitty necklaces and neon coloured eyeshadow all the way to their eyebrows. Boys tend to wear girl clothing and flat iron their hair, or otherwise manage to make themselves look like a flaming faggot. This all comes with a large dose of egotistical personality. They often proclaim things like, "I'm so fucking hardcore." "You don't know me, so don't act like you do." "I'm fucking amazing. You WISH you knew me."

Most or all of scene kids have a MySpace and add strangers just so they can boast about their "25k" or higher friend count. Apparently, this makes them look popular. They also text obsessively and wear far too much make up. It doesn't matter if they have terrible complexion, because it always looks perfect in their photographs since they enlist the help of a digital plastic surgeon. Unfortunately I'm one of them. PhotoShop does wonders.

Scene kids are basically emo kids, but instead of being depressed and asocial, they're completely the opposite and tend to be pretentious twats.

Me: Dude, a whole bunch of scene kids added me to their friends list just so I could Shop their shitty photos.
Friend: Sucks to be you, man.

by paperxrubies July 8, 2009

scene points

credit you get for doing certain scene things like or envolving:
-dinosaurs
-saying 'rawr' a whole lot
-having choppy clone hair
-being "in love"
-fingerless gloves
-myspace profiles tellin how cool you are ***cough*insecurity*cough***

rawr! lyke omgzzz i get a jillion scene points for this dinosaur tee!

by philphleira nachitaki October 9, 2006