simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.

When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018

sample pack

Something used in music production my bedroom DJ's to sound like the pros.

I really like Skrillex. I should but this sample pack and get famous for making dubstep!!

WTFFF

by Shep4Lyf June 25, 2017

simplier

Simple and silly, relating to youth, innocence and not correcting your friend's spelling mistakes.

Outback days were a simplier time unless you didn't take and bake.

by Ezk3626 September 30, 2018

Simpjerking

The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.

Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"

by c4ct1 April 24, 2020

Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

sample snitch

A name given to those who search for samples used in songs. This comes from the idea that the people who look for samples are doing it only to get the original artist in trouble, which is not true. Sample snitching is not a real thing that people do.

Person 1: "did you hear about the new Daft Punk sample that was found"
Person 2: "I hate people who sample snitch"

by bigboybob489 February 24, 2023