Skip to main content

DIRTY RICK

Comes in two varieties; oral sex or vaginal sex. Can only be implemented against sexually inexperienced girls and usually only once.

In the oral context, a Dirty Rick is where your new girlfriend is giving you a fierce blow job, but before she began she told you that she did not want you to cum in her mouth or on her face and wanted you to announce when you would shoot your load. You agree to her terms to get the blow job. Then, as she's going to town on your dick, you waiting until he is fully inhaling you and then let loose a torrent of cum in her mouth. She will immediately spit out your still spurting cock. Before she can start yelling at you, you apologize profusely and blame it on purported premature ejaculation problems that you have. She will be so caught off guard by your honestly and because she will not want to emasculate you any further, she will refrain from yelling and instead will finish milking your spurting cock with her hand as she silently spits out your jism and wipes it from her face. Then, the key is to break up with her before her girlfriends are able to tell her that 15 minutes is not premature.

In the vaginal context, a Dirty Rick is where your new girlfriend and you and going to have sex for the first time and she tells you to use a rubber. You agree to the terms to get her in the sack. You pull out a condom, undo it, and pretend like you are applying it to your dick. Then when she assumes the position, you never actually apply it and stick your unjammied jimmy in her snatch and go to town like a piston engine. Then when you are ready to cum, you pull out and unload all over her stomach. Just before she can start screaming at you, you confess that the condom must have fallen out because of your size of your purported small dick. She will be caught so off guard by your purported honesty and not wanting to further emasculate you that she will silently rub your jism into her skin on her stomach, tits, arms, and thighs like sun tan oil. The key is to break up with her shortly thereafter before her girlfriends can tell her that a nine inch dick is way above normal and she was just fooled into letting some guy jizz all over her.
That little honey of a freshman was right out of high school so I dirty ricked her last week and have not called her since.
by wood man 7 June 19, 2008
mugGet the DIRTY RICK mug.

I'm Rick James bitch

The great new catch phrase sweeping the U.S.

Unfortunately, it cannot be used in polite company.

From a skit of Rick James done by Dave Chappelle on his "Chappelle's Show," from the Comedy Central cable network.
by Hyacinth Bucket May 31, 2005
mugGet the I'm Rick James bitch mug.
Related Words

Riddle Rick

A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".

Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.
Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."

Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."

Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."
by BigFatSlackjaw August 20, 2010
mugGet the Riddle Rick mug.

i'm rick james bitch

A saying from a very funny Dave Chappelle skit that was great the first oh....200 times I heard it. Now it is an overused punchline that dosn't even make sense since most people under 30 have no clue who Rick James, may he rest in peace, was.
by Ed November 27, 2004
mugGet the i'm rick james bitch mug.

To rick

Joe didn't like to rick, but the end of their BDSM sessions always found him ricking the santorum from both partner and sheets.
by Spreadingthelove August 22, 2011
mugGet the To rick mug.

pickle rick

Pickle Rick is rick who turned to a pickle
by That guy you forgot October 16, 2017
mugGet the pickle rick mug.

Russian Rick Roll'd

The russian version of the classic Rick Roll'd. When one tries to view an internet video, but instead is shown a video of a man singing.
Billy: "O wow a new Call of Duty trailer!!!"

"Awwww, I got Russian Rick Roll'd"
by Yoarum November 5, 2010
mugGet the Russian Rick Roll'd mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email