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Ya local meme plug

A civil servant, who kindly provides underprivileged men, women, and children alike with memes of the highest quality absolutely free of charge. Truly a modern day saint.
Person 1: Hey do you have any memes?
Person 2: Why yes, I just got some fresh memes from ya local meme plug.
Person 1: Nice let’s go have gay anal sex together!
mugGet the Ya local meme plugmug.

Nipple piercing plug up

When you have a gaping nipple hole and plug it up with a randomized person cum and spit while waiting 48 minuets to dry then licking it back up to reintroduce you feminists side this act is extremely illegal except when don’t in native America costumes
by Noah dat boi June 16, 2018
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Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019
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Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.
by maximo hudson May 27, 2010
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i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

An X song, You dumb fuck
I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free
by Eggacion April 23, 2018
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bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Kentucky Plug

When it's "that time of the month" and the flow is heavy, so you reach behind yourself and down between your legs to plug it with your thumb, and proceed with anal.
Scott was bleeding so bad from his .50 SLAP round failing, and I didn't have a first aid kit ...so I decided to just give him the Kentucky Plug. I probably should've stopped with just the thumb, but the look on his face when I started unbuttoning my pants was priceless.
by Daffy723 May 20, 2021
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