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Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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