absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Pete Jenkins

Term for a projecting, self centred, tart.

Me: what’s your thoughts on Pete Jenkins?
Ronald: he’s a projecting, self centred, tart.

by wiggybiggly January 26, 2025

Grace Jenkins

A female child actress who was in Deep Water, playing Trixie the Dog.

Grace Jenkins was a dog in Deep Water.

by TrixieTheDogSucks July 16, 2025

pull a Jenkins

1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time

did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.

by ciko-the-it-guy September 14, 2021

Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.

“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”

by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022

Pull a Jenkins

If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.

My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022

dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023