As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.
by Vex December 20, 2004
mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.
Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
by red1845 April 26, 2010
U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me
Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot
They all want to look like u (my self)
Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly
Guy2-i know right there so hot
They all want to look like u (my self)
Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly
by Elsie Murdoch December 19, 2019
She thinks she is beautiful when she gets naked in front of guys when psychologically, her insecurities are subconsciously screaming at her, depriving her of self appreciation.
by EnochTheProphet June 10, 2015
1. The way you feel about yourself sexually.
2.A group of horny naked people willing to work together to have sex. The people invloved in an oragy.
2.A group of horny naked people willing to work together to have sex. The people invloved in an oragy.
1. She looked at her huge boobs and smiles, she has great self sexteam.
When he climaxed she knew she was good, she has good self sexteam.
2. Our sexteam consits of me you roger and allie, i think this oragy is gonna rock.
When he climaxed she knew she was good, she has good self sexteam.
2. Our sexteam consits of me you roger and allie, i think this oragy is gonna rock.
by rachel svea April 25, 2011
by F67IGFF May 26, 2018
A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.
(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"
by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller September 21, 2007