Phonebook funny

Attributed to a naturally funny person who can do absolutely anything, e.g. read the phonebook, and get a laugh.

Charles was really cracking me up with that story. It wasn't actually funny, just the way he said it was funny.

Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.

by zardoz73 October 30, 2009

Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

by turnitloose July 11, 2016

Funnyjunk

A website for prepubescent boys who try to make themselves feel important by posting insults for already stupid topics. Oh and for posting compilations too.

Child: "Justin Bieber is a fag and Twilight is stupid!"

The Entire Planet: "True and?"

Child: "and I'm cool because I posted it on a lame website just like a bunch of other homos on Funnyjunk."

by Smitty0507 April 17, 2010

funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

by Carnie89 November 19, 2011

That's funny because...

What people do on forums to piss off the original poster by copying there first post as there's. See example. It's best to keep all there spelling mistakes and swear words as a sidenote.

Original poster: ok guys today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.
Poster2: that's funny because... today I was at the playground and I saw this huge fat guy eating a burger. Then I wlked over and was like your fat. It was funny.

by Lolzatu23467754 August 21, 2009

jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 11, 2020

funny

adj. Amusing or entertaining; esp. something that evokes laughter. Something that the daily UD emails are not.

UD: Look, ipod spamming, it's funny! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mike: Urm...nope.

by DasProfezzional August 27, 2005