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beat the feet

Man I have to beat the feet. I'm late for my appointment.
by teaserus June 2, 2016
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hands-and-feet friendship

A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Yeetus Bereetus I once was a feetus

A forbidden saying that is only used by the all powerful MrSponegy6
MrSpongey6 said " Yeetus Bereetus I once was a feetus " when he got a squad wipe in Fortnite
by MrSpongey6 June 4, 2018
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6 feet under

An expression dating back to the Bubonic Plague.

Body's had to be buried at least six feet under to prevent spread of the Plague.
Girl- Oh no! Jhon died from VirusXXC!!!

Guy- We need to bury him 6 feet under.
by blackestwhitedude September 16, 2011
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Feet

Untrustworthy. The epitome of evil. Nothing is as horrible as feet. Russian spies in disguise. Never trust feet.
Dude, how did they know!?

I think my feet might have told them.
by Sonja Draven August 21, 2010
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"she looks like feet"

When someone/something is mass ugly they look like feet.
"she is so ugly."
"she looks like feet"
by pooch123 August 6, 2008
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flee-bagger

Any member of a political party who believes that the best way to solve important issues or fight the opposition is to run away.
In Wisconsin the State Police were sent to find the flee-bagger Democrats who ran away rather than stay and do their job.
by Saint Clovis March 20, 2011
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