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schaghticoke bastard
Crotchety bunch of folks from Schaghticoke NY. If they try to kick your ass for calling them schaghticoke bastards, you must reassure them that you are glad that you are not a schaghticoke bastard.
You are in Schaghticoke NY you direct 'SCHAGTICOKE BASTARD' towards the people around you as you make your rounds through each of the local establishments.
schaghticoke bastard by drystout January 22, 2004
chippy bastard
a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.
'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.
also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.
'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.
also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.
"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"
"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"
"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"
"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"
"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"
chippy bastard by natrl March 25, 2010
inconsiderate bastard
A person with poor social behaviors. This person typically exhibits poor communication and team building skills. This person may believe that they are superior to others. This persons behaviors may even be destructive to teams and should be avoided whenever possible.
The d-bag that sits near me at work is an inconsiderate bastard because he injects himself into conversations that don't involve him so that he can get attention. Once involved in the conversation, he growls and/or shushes people.
inconsiderate bastard by AngryCoworker May 28, 2012
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