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Autismus Maximus

by Testiculus Maximus June 24, 2024
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Autiglett

A derogatory term referring to people with autism
Lmao look at those two autigletts in a pod. I hear the left one has "ass-boogers" whatever that is.
by Ballmouse Supreme June 27, 2024
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Autish

Autish
noun
Au·tish /ˈɔ tɪʃ/

1. The communication style and social behaviors typical of autistic individuals, considered as a distinct form of expression.

Example: "She was fluent in both Autish and Allish, seamlessly switching between the two depending on her conversation partners."

2. The set of norms, practices, and linguistic patterns commonly used by autistic people.

Example: "At the neurodiversity mixer, Alex felt a bit out of place, struggling to discern the right moments to join conversations. He wished he had learned more Autish to better understand and connect with his autistic colleagues."

3. A mode of communication characterized by straightforward expression, reduced reliance on non-verbal cues, and a focus on literal meanings.

Example: "The team found that switching to Autish during brainstorming sessions led to more innovative and efficient problem-solving approaches."

Usage note:
The term "Autish" is used by some autistic individuals and allies to describe and validate autistic communication styles. It emphasizes the legitimacy and value of autistic modes of expression and interaction, treating them as a distinct form of communication rather than a deficit.
"She was fluent in both Autish and Allish, seamlessly switching between the two depending on her conversation partners."
by SolarpunkLeftist July 5, 2024
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Autisplaining

(Verb) Similar to mansplaining, describes the act of a neurotypical person explaining a topic or special interest back to an Autistic person, often without realizing that the Autistic person is already deeply knowledgeable or even an expert on the subject. This can come across as condescending or dismissive, as it overlooks the Autistic person's expertise and passion for the topic. Colloquially it has also been used to describe when neurotypical people explain neurodivergents’ hyperfixations to them more generally (ie someone with ADHD).

The term is used humorously or critically within the autistic and neurodivergent community more generally to highlight the disconnect in cultural expectations between neurotypical and neurodivergent people.
Despite knowing my special interest in astronomy, my coworker couldn’t resist autisplaining basic facts about black holes to me during lunch after going to the science museum for the first time since elementary school.
by AuDHDnugget September 5, 2024
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Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.
Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.
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Autiggasaurus

Autiggasaurus
(noun)

A neurodivergent, highly autistic, often malnourished, colored individual who can morph at will into any prehistoric creature from the Mesozoic or Cretaceous period, like the terrifying Saurolophus angustirostris or the mighty Therizinosaurus. Symptoms include Balkan Rage, Ohio Rizz, and adrenaline spikes so extreme they're practically a Hawk Tuah moment. Known for chaotic quirks, from performing Finnish Edging Technique to Aerated Prime bursts while occasionally screaming “STILL LUNCHLY” out of nowhere. This walking enigma embodies pure brainrot energy, blending modern slang with a side of prehistoric madness and topped with Grimace Shake level unpredictability.
Example: "Yo, he’s going full Autiggasaurus! Started mewing mid-rant while channeling his inner Quetzalcoatlus, and I swear he did a Bolivian Flicker Goon out of nowhere."
by yourguyhere November 12, 2024
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AutisHD

When you have both autism and ADHD.
"I have AutisHD!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 9, 2024
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