by A1 Purple December 22, 2024

The sudden urge to masturbate...
by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
by RayAkuma December 31, 2019

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016

Yes this word does mean
Masturbating but sometimes it could be used for shooting something at someone like a gun
Masturbating but sometimes it could be used for shooting something at someone like a gun
by Lorenzow57 April 10, 2023
