fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 03, 2018

Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders

Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can

by Hsjseoddia November 25, 2021

Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 03, 2019

fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 25, 2024

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 09, 2022

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 03, 2023

no fap friday

the idea of not fapping every friday

Friend: You wanna fap?

Other Friend: No its no fap friday

by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022