dog nuts

the nuts of a dog

"I love to lick dog nuts"

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022

Big Dog

To be a big dog is to embody what it means to be self-oblivious, to be unaware of the fact that you're the biggest meme of all time. A big dog can also be used at the tail end of an insult to boost it's credibility. Or, big dog can mean you're cool

What're you on, Big dog?

That's a nice Overbite, Big dog.

by BlvdWantsPaulson June 9, 2018

cookie dog

anyone being too overly anything. Fat, aggressive, absurd, douchey, loud, obnoxious, nosey, pestery, snarky, tooley, snobey, fast, slow.

Stop being a douche bag your borderline cookie dog.

Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.

by Daisy Clover June 18, 2010

Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)

"You are so dog-water Xavier"

by Luxlotle January 17, 2023

Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

dog sitter

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.

Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter

by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

Fence up dog

When a professional fencer duels a bz who doesn't know anything about fencing. The pro fencer will say, "you would be disqualified in a real duel." And the bz will continue saying fence up dog.

Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!
Person 2: You're disqualified.
Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!

by MajesticBeast September 5, 2018