Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 07, 2019

Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”

by Studentwatchesporn December 11, 2021

safety face

Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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by X!DDDD July 01, 2008

Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 17, 2022

Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.

Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.

Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".

Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long

by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022