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Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
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Video Game Gutter

Any individual obsessed with playing video games, to the point that they are continuosly distracted from reality .
Please son/daughter, please get your head out of the video game gutter....
by rma1234 September 23, 2021
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gay music video time

when you are hanging out with your gay friends in the living room and they suggest watching music video or performances. This leads to watching many other music videos and performances, very gay ones. This includes, but is not limited to: Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ariana Grande.
We just watched Lady Gaga’s Superbowl halftime show, I guess it’s gay music video time!
by chappellroanfan123 March 25, 2025
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Random Video Night

Underrated series started by The Nintendork who basically reacts to random videos hence the name. You need to subscribe to The Nintendork.
Random Video Night was awesome!
by Dead metal June 11, 2024
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train video

1. A video in which there is a woman with mutiple men taking turns on her during intercourse.

2. A video of an actual train vehicle.
She found out her boyfriend was cheating on her so she sent him a train video.
by anonymous July 23, 2023
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drake video

did you see the drake video it was a whole python!
by kittenplayz March 14, 2024
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drake video

The thing that ruined the internet.
It ruined people.
It was
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Him touching his dick
Person1: yo did you see the drake video

Person2: No, why?

Person1: good
by Theducc-collector March 26, 2024
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