by blowjob7 April 29, 2008
Get the the jesusmug. adj. Describing something REALLY awesome, like the namesake. If using the word is contrary to your religious beliefs, it is acceptable to use the Spanish pronunciation: "hay-soose."
by Hasotweb December 7, 2009
Get the jesusmug. by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004
Get the Jesus Lizardmug. by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021
Get the Jesus was a furrymug. Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him
by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011
Get the jesus porrasmug. 1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
by Homeless Kevin June 25, 2006
Get the jesus weldmug. by am138 September 11, 2009
Get the Jesus cakemug.