Definitions by Insaneplanet

Jesus Lizard 

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

Jesus Lizard by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004

wasted 

To be incredibly bored to the point of keeping awake, yet not wanting to do anything. You are not tired nor having fun.

What did you do over the weekend? "I got wasted playing Final Fantsy 1"

wasted by insaneplanet January 24, 2004