This is official Town Bizness! The sideshow started at lest twenty years ago in Deep East Oakland, CA. In the ghetto Eastmont mall parking lot. Now it can happen anywhere that Oakland people congregate.We might show up in your city next! It is an impromptu, car show. We ride the strip, stunt, get at, or mingle with the opposite sex, do donuts, figure 8's, hang out the windows while we drive, drive wit the doors open and basically do it real live, Yadada-mean! No one and I mean no one has a strip that cracks harder than the infamous Deep East Oakland, "Foothill Strip". Str8 Up!
by The Sensei May 13, 2005
Get the Sideshow mug.Dexz: girl you looking fine asf.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.
by Dexz December 25, 2018
Get the Side Niggology mug.Related Words
SIDS
• Sidney...
• sidewinder
• siddharth
• side boob
• sidechick
• sideways
• Sidney Crosby
• sidekick
• Side
A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
Get the hot pocket side jawn mug.by Wittlewisa July 10, 2017
Get the Side Daddy mug.Siderodromophilia is a bizarre sexual practice.
by Mistercity August 6, 2006
Get the Siderodromophilia mug."Did you see Reggie last night, he fell through the picture window...obviously he had inbibed far too many SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Yo, I got SIDEWAYS SOUPS fo ma crunkshow."
"Sir, could I please have a SIDESWAYS SOUP."
"I'm so thirsty, yet all I can think about is SIDEWAYS SOUPS."
"After a rousing game of golf, the boys gathered on the 19th hole for several rounds of SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"As he rolled through the roadblock the policeman asked him, "Have you had anything to drink tonight? He replied, "None sir, just several SIDEWAYS SOUPS".
"When the husband comes home late at night, his wife asked him, "You've been drinking way too much tonight, honey!" He replied, "No, sweetie, I only had a couple of SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Sideways soups, "The drink you don't have to count."
"As the golfer aced the 14th hole at his local course, he advised the course marshall that he'd be buying several rounds of sideways soups at the clubhouse"
"The aspiring UBC engineer challenged himself and his stomach by attempting to drink 40 sideways soups.
"As I approached the Communion altar, the Priest offered me bread and said, "The body of Christ". Soon after, another Priest came along and said, "The SIDEWAYS SOUP of CHRIST". That saint shot back the wine with vigour.
"As Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rushed triumphantly off the field after winning yet another Super Bowl, the media asked him, "What are you gonna do now, Tom? He said, "Me have SIDEWAYS SOUP in Super Bowl, then take Super Bowl to Disneyland."
"As Roberto Luongo skated off the ice after his 5th straight shut-out, the media asked him, "To What do you attribute to your success?". He answered, "While, the 18 SIDEWAYS SOUPS have made double-vision a goalie's best friend".
"On Christmas, our family no longer leaves milk and cookies for Santa. Instead we leave SIDEWAYS SOUP...and plenty of em'!
"I got nothing, but D's until I tasted my first SIDEWAYS SOUP. All I can say is the they changed my life. "Now it's nothing, but A's."
"My date looked much better after several SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"Yo, I got SIDEWAYS SOUPS fo ma crunkshow."
"Sir, could I please have a SIDESWAYS SOUP."
"I'm so thirsty, yet all I can think about is SIDEWAYS SOUPS."
"After a rousing game of golf, the boys gathered on the 19th hole for several rounds of SIDEWAYS SOUP."
"As he rolled through the roadblock the policeman asked him, "Have you had anything to drink tonight? He replied, "None sir, just several SIDEWAYS SOUPS".
"When the husband comes home late at night, his wife asked him, "You've been drinking way too much tonight, honey!" He replied, "No, sweetie, I only had a couple of SIDEWAYS SOUPS"
"Sideways soups, "The drink you don't have to count."
"As the golfer aced the 14th hole at his local course, he advised the course marshall that he'd be buying several rounds of sideways soups at the clubhouse"
"The aspiring UBC engineer challenged himself and his stomach by attempting to drink 40 sideways soups.
"As I approached the Communion altar, the Priest offered me bread and said, "The body of Christ". Soon after, another Priest came along and said, "The SIDEWAYS SOUP of CHRIST". That saint shot back the wine with vigour.
"As Tom Brady and the New England Patriots rushed triumphantly off the field after winning yet another Super Bowl, the media asked him, "What are you gonna do now, Tom? He said, "Me have SIDEWAYS SOUP in Super Bowl, then take Super Bowl to Disneyland."
"As Roberto Luongo skated off the ice after his 5th straight shut-out, the media asked him, "To What do you attribute to your success?". He answered, "While, the 18 SIDEWAYS SOUPS have made double-vision a goalie's best friend".
"On Christmas, our family no longer leaves milk and cookies for Santa. Instead we leave SIDEWAYS SOUP...and plenty of em'!
"I got nothing, but D's until I tasted my first SIDEWAYS SOUP. All I can say is the they changed my life. "Now it's nothing, but A's."
"My date looked much better after several SIDEWAYS SOUP."
by Ellis Family January 1, 2007
Get the sideways soup mug.This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.
by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008
Get the cooler than the other side of the pillow mug.