moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015

Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.

Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.

by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

Moose Boy

A guy who does runs/ errands for people at vagrant prices ; or at no cost at all, just so he can "fit in".

Jack always goes to buy those food when they can go get it themselves, he is such a moose boy.

by Saint Lucian August 12, 2019

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

Moose Jacket

An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"

by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010