dead moose

A person that would seem like they would be great in bed, only to disappoint when the time comes by laying around and being utterly inactive.

Kate: So Rachel, how was Jimmy last night?
Rachel: Oh don't even get me started on that dead moose.

by skill3t December 20, 2014

bust my ass

To work exceedingly hard on or for something that probably wasn't worth the fucks given.

Seriously Joe? I bust my ass on this stupid chocolate mousse, and then you tell me you're allergic to cocoa? Go suck a dick Joe, suck a fucking dick.

by skill3t December 27, 2014

- Dude pass the whiskey
- No John, no more ethanol for you. Last time you got this drunk you tried to do anol with my girlfriend

by skill3t July 12, 2016

An iFunny user who frequently gets top comments on features saying unfunny things. Widely considered to be one of the biggest faggots on the app.

User1: Did you see Dibly's retarded top comment today?
User2: yeah what a little fuck
User3: Dibly please suck a dick

by skill3t January 17, 2016