jim jones

Tight rapper with some crazy/mad skillz. (Represents Dipset)

"Since I made a gang of bucks
No, i aint been hangin much
Still slide through, fly coops
And the chains is plush
Keep the bang in tuck
In case i gotta bang a fuck
CUZ WE CERTIFIED GANGSTERS"

-certified gangsters

by Da greatest July 28, 2004

Christmas Jones

A fetish or act of sexual deviance so abhorrent that the participant only indulges once a year.

Kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during sex for his Christmas Jones. He'd then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of anticipation.

by Regualr Vander September 22, 2011

Will Jones

A very queer fellow who resembles Peter Parker, and enjoys receiving Jello Rabbits (see Jello Rabbits). He enjoys getting white girl wasted, and being molested by extremely large, independent black women.

jello Rabbit white girl wasted peter parker will jones

by bictoria bates December 20, 2012

Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy

"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"

by ryanslover69_420 June 3, 2018

Robot Jones

Robot Jones is a really robot on Cartoon Network. It was cancelled because no one liked it much.

Robot Jones is so cute.

by Danielle October 12, 2004

jonesin his junk

"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)

Natalie was totally jonesin his junk last night.

by Ray "big poppa" June 4, 2009

phone jones

Someone who loves to talk on da phone

Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones

by dogmeatz January 18, 2008