oliver graves comedian

Oliver graves is a Gothic comedian who first appeared on Americans got talent. I'm his #1 fan btw. He is the most important person in my life he is a queen.

Oliver graves comedian : Ellie I know you want to go live with me but I want to give other people a chance.

Ellie/me: STRAWBERRY JAM I'M BRITISH!

Love you oliverrrrr

by Oliver graves #1 fan Ellie July 20, 2020

let the game come to you

Sit back and be patient and observe what happens, as opposed to jumping to conclusions that may turn out to be incorrect.

Don’t take sides on the issue until you’ve heard all the evidence, just “let the game come to you.”

by Upriser7 October 11, 2020

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

venti.plz.come.home

Venti.plz.come.home is the best person ever and the best mutual I’m glad they are alive they are a...very cool person

Venti.plz.come.home is very pretty and cool

by 1noj1n March 29, 2021

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

im about to come

A reaction to seeing something really cool!

Cameron sees Johns easter project, "IM ABOUT TO COME"

by imblack666fuck April 6, 2023