Chockers are jokers

Instead of spitters are quitters you have a back up plan

‘Spitters are quitters’

Yah well ‘chockers are jokers’

by Imsoooosmart September 1, 2019

Crockerage

Pronounced "Cro-ker-idge"
Used to describe one that constantly defends Brittany Spears, usually somebody that commits crockerage records them self with a video camera under a blanket of some kind, crying and screaming their sorrows to the world, which really doesn't care.

"You and your crockerage!"
"Chris Crocker is found guilty for numerous charges of crockerage!"

by Harley B. October 25, 2007

cockerknocker

a large dog, cat, and giraffe mixed together

that is a very large cockerknocker

by hippolito June 22, 2008

cockernogger

someone who is a cock block but way worse, who will do anything to block someone from getting action. usually they ruin things just when the nasty starts to happen.

I was just about to do that chick, but Jim came in the room and had to be a cockernogger.

by bobbers2 December 23, 2009

CHOKER BUTTON

CHOKER BUTTON is a womans nose. If they are giving a blow job and their nose hits the man.. they know to stop.. so they dont choke.

She was going down to hard, she was hitting the CHOKER BUTTON all day.

by F1CYCLEFAN September 22, 2012

Checkerno

Verb, noun Check'er'no: The act of wearing a checkered shirt against a striped background (wall, painting...etc).

He is doing the checkerno pose perfectly.
The checkerno guy is standing next to me.
I like the shirt the checkerno is wearing.

by someoneelse21 November 29, 2013

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016