chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

choke your chicken

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

by spezza_havlat January 17, 2006

chicken strips

fuck ya chicken strips...
FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Mhmm chicken strips... FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!!!!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018

chicken butt

a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"

Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)

by Frankiscooltoo September 17, 2018

double chicken wing

The double chicken wing is a sexual act. It occurs when the male is on top, having sex missionary style. He then locks both his arms underneath the woman's knee joints, and pulls both of her legs up towards her head. In this position, both of her legs resemble chicken legs, hence the name "Double Chicken Wing." One added bonus for this position is that it ensures deep delivery.

"After the pool party I took this English skank up to my 300 baht room, and while I was shagging her, I administered the double chicken wing."

by vagabond5 August 3, 2007

double decker pecker checker

Someone who likes to check out huge floppy cocks on guys the size of a double decker bus.

Your mother is a double decker pecker checker.

by Trapped Inside This Octavarium August 13, 2009

Bourbon Chicken

Bourbon Chicken: Most mouthwatering food to ever exist after u have been smoking marijuana.

Ryan: I got some weed in the car guys
Dustin: Bro we should smoke and go get some Bourb after school
Mike: pop
Ryan: hell yea im down
Mike: pop
Dustin: aight meet me in the parking lot at 1:50
Mike: pop
(Ryan and Dustin at same time) MIKE STFU
Mike: eh EH eh
Bourbon Chicken=pot heads dream

by Dustin Houck November 30, 2006