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cheeky certified

Mostly used in Philadelphia: When an American person approves of your proficiency in English.
You are for sure cheeky certified, but to be safe, I would recommend you take a TOEFL test.
by bubatzbutbatz May 24, 2024
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Whiteline certified

Someone who is good at hitting whitelines while cutting up
by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025
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common cents

What one without common sense believes as the meaning... "people who have spare change such as dimes and nickels, common cents"

Alternatively, what one may name a playlist with songs by Common and 50 Cent.
My pockets are full of common cents, more so dimes and nickels than pennies.
by GlazeHer September 30, 2025
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26 Cents

She sat alone on a bus out of Beaumont
The courage of just 18 years
A penny and quarter were taped to a letter
And momma's goodbye in her ears
She watched as her high school faded behind her
And the house with the white picket fence
Then she read the note that her momma had wrote
Wrapped up with 26 cents
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all and I'll be there with you, always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I've got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your momma's love
A penny and a quarter buys a whole lot of nothing
Taped to an old wrinkled note
And when she didn't have much she had all momma's love
Inside that old envelope
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all and I'll be there with you, always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I've got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your momma's love
Oh it's been years since momma's been gone
But when she holds the coins she feels her love just as strong
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all
And I'll be there with you
Always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thought
A quarter for the call
And all of your mamas love
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your mamas love

26 Cents
by Txorromorro December 30, 2025
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A n P Cert

When a guy hits the Ass and Pussy on a Girl!!! We say he got his A&P Cert!! From the Aircraft Maintenance A&P Certificate!!! Qualified, yeah!!
"Tod got his A n P Cert from the girl last nite!!""
by Elephanttusk October 7, 2007
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Carly Freakin Curtsinger

Verb: Kinda freakin weird but mostly fun. She as a best friend named Nicele Maggard. She Likes Boys...the black ones mostly.
carly freakin curtsinger is sex
by as;ldlfja;lsdkjf. June 11, 2010
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