apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

apple bottom

Slang description of disproportionately pronounced/overhanging female posterior. Exeptionally round set of large buttocks on a woman.

She got dat apple bottom, yo.

by Jeff November 16, 2003

apple Dweeb

person who thinks by having a mac makes him a beter person, and work more effective. The funny thing is most apple dweebs didnt even own a ibm so they dont really know the dif. They just think its better, because they have it.

That apple dweeb doesnt understand ibm's. Ibm users understand apple tho.

by kukel June 8, 2003

Apple TV

Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.

Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Apple Bottom Jeans

A part of the song Low by: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. Number one on iTunes since November 2007 (date is Feb 2008)

Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.

Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

by SHAM ON! February 23, 2008

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003