Webmd

A website that either grossly exaggerates or under exaggerates diseases.

Person 1. I have a slight cough.
Webmd. You have cancer

Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week

by Mr. Dick cheese February 24, 2021

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008

emily webster

The most sexy girl ever. Huge ass. Amazing eyes. Shes perfect

Damn that Emily Webster girl is hot

by Sexynigga June 18, 2016

Post Webtoon Depression

When your favorite webtoon reaches an end. You try really hard to get the series back in a run but people don't give a fuck about your voice so you get a feeling of depression when your favorite webtoon ends.

Person 1: I'm going to watch Soul Cartel
Webtoons: Sorry, but your favorite webtoon came to an end.

Person 1: Well, FUCK! I GOT POST WEBTOON DEPRESSION
!!!

by Mendieta.j May 13, 2019

WebWork

Similar to MasteringPhysics, WebWork is the evil software that Arizona State University uses to weed out students taking math classes.

Person 1: I am doing everything right! Why is WebWork still telling me I have the wrong answer?
Person 2: It's programmed to only let a certain number of people get the right answer.

by WebWorkMaster2011 April 3, 2011

webworker

a team of highly skilled, top performant and ultra-competent people who work on important projects related to the interweb and produce speedcore tunes in their spare time.

lets do some intranet research

by webmonkey123 September 29, 2004

webatron

(n.) one who is an internet addict; cannot go for extended periods without going online.

Spending his days in front of a computer screen, Joe is a webatron.

by the ukulele August 22, 2006