Webmd

A website that either grossly exaggerates or under exaggerates diseases.

Person 1. I have a slight cough.
Webmd. You have cancer

Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week

by Mr. Dick cheese February 24, 2021

WebMD

You have cancer.

You: it hurts when I poop.
WebMD: you have colon cancer.

by CheetoEater July 24, 2017

WebMD

The ultimate internet resource for compulsive hypochondriacs.

My stomach hurts and WebMD says I might have colon cancer. Well, it must be true.

by Peter W-N July 11, 2008

WebMd

Checking ones symptoms on WebMd.

My kidney hurts, I think I will WebMd it

I am WebMding my aching back.

by aweman January 11, 2010

webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

by wangodango March 30, 2012

webMD-ed

the act of going to webMD everytime you have any ailment.

person: "my arm tickles... but why!?!?"
hypochondriac: " dont worry, i webMD-ed it, you have cancer"

skank: "i webMD-ed why it hurts when i pee and it turns out i have an std."
other skank: " hey that ryhmes. but oh sorry, i feel for you..."

by E. Ann October 21, 2005

webmd for realz

WebMd for realz is the go too for all medical definitions. Especially wood deprivation.

WebMD for realz proves that withdrawal and/or lack of wood (aka wood deprivation) is a real and debilitating disease that can only be cured by RAW.

by Dr. Tams March 17, 2015