Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically

Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly

by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022

telecia

Telecia is a girl that will drive all the boys crazy and will get whoever she wants in a blink of an eye was once heart broken by a boy she was truly in love with but then found out he’s not the one she remains looking for that one loves all her friends deeply cares when they cry and when she’s down she gets suicidal and would start cutting but her friends talk her out of it she is really smart sexy amazing spectacular spicy Latino and hot

Oh I wish I had me a Telecia

by Lilly miller February 14, 2018

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005

Tucker Telephone

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.

My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

by Inspector Gadget March 15, 2005

television

Mama's little babysitter

Tiffany, sit down and watch Blue's Clues while the weekday Daddy and I play upstairs.

by Stitchgroover April 30, 2005

Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004