Smacking Talk

The act of building yourself up before some sort of competition, usually involving Dance Central.

"Man, Kelly sucks at Dance Central, she's going to lose so bad to me on Saturday." - Smacking talk

by Nemo Braesch December 5, 2011

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

Shacking the Hammock

To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.

Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.

by SketchyTea May 24, 2012

Stacking

The act of stacking several objects on someone that falls asleep with your shoes on. Not as mean as writing on them with sharpie, but just as funny.

Boe fell asleep with his shoes on! let the stacking begin!

by Oliver_Klozov April 8, 2014

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014

Sucking Off the Red Bull

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.

Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "

by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015