spankworthy

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

by titiboy December 2, 2005

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Sanks

A alternative to saying "Thanks". Mainly used because less effort is required to be able to say it. Often used amongst the teenage species of remote towns in rural Australia.

"Can you get me a McFlurry if you're goin' to Maccas? Sanks!"

by dw070 July 26, 2005

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Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003

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power shank

when you are in such a confined bathroom (or if you are resourceful) that you are able to have a poo, a wank and a shower all at the same time.

poo + shower = power
shower + wank = shank

note: for optimum use of the word, all must culminate at the exact same moment, possibly with the shower ending just later for ease.

i had a power shank.

by moose_juice June 29, 2008

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