pre-pussywhipped 

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.

Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

pre-pussywhipped by Anonymysterious January 2, 2011

pre-guilt 

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.

"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt

pre-guilt by JoeNJ2 November 20, 2011

Pre-dicked 

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.

DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!

Pre-dicked by The Advanced July 11, 2011

pre-dog 

When you hook up with a chick and brag about it only to find out one of your crew already hit it weeks prior without your knowledge.

He thought he was king shit on a mountain of turds until he found out I pre-dogged that hoodrat months ago.

pre-dog by dudemountain October 24, 2015

pre-dipping 

before the pregame party, the drinker gets excited to drink, and 'dips' into his or her alcohol. Can be done days or hours in advance.

"Wild party tomorrow..." "No pre-dipping, you'll have to buy more!"

pre-dipping by the kimbe May 17, 2003

Pre-Erin Jared 

Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.

"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin

Pre-Erin Jared by JNSD March 23, 2005

Pre-Beer 

Drinking the cheap beer or wine at home or in your car in the parking lot to catch a buzz before buying the expensive booze at the club

Q: What time you wanna head out?

A: I dunno, lets Pre-Beer it around 8 pm

Pre-Beer by snausages333 October 22, 2006