M.I.A

also known as “missing in action.” this would be when men find out they got a girl pregnant and they dip ✌🏽

“ever since jimmy got me pregnant he’s gone M.I.A”

by krazykkkate March 5, 2018

m&m

M&M historically for the last half of the 20th century has referred to Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris;the M&M boys; the two famous sluggers on the New York Yankees of the 1950's and 60's; the double M's later became the brand of candy by the same initials.

HolyCow! The M&M boys rocked the old stadium tonight

by Mike McKain April 14, 2006

M.M

Medical Marijuana

California is the only state where M.M is legal.

by MagentaKow February 3, 2009

M-16

U.S. military's proud gas operated, air cooled, light weight, hand held piece of shit. It is very sensitive to all elements that you'd find outdoors, including air and sunshine. It jams if fly shit gets into the bolt so essentially it's not much of a infantry weapon. It must be cleaned constantly to be able to fire a full magazine, and after that it needs more maintanence. To extend a grunt's life on the battlefield, the A2 variant isn't fully automatic, so there will be some time between dissasembly and cleaning. The reason it became standard issue in the U.S. military is because in the 1960's Colt executives bought some high ranking military brass a few beers and lapdances. Other than that, there's no reason why a recognized military would adopt such garbage.

PFC.Smith:"Hey Jones, i can't open this beer!"
PFC.Jones:"Use the ejection port on your M-16, stupid."

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

M.C.

some who holds a joint while talking,thus fucking up the rotation.

Yo,M.C., pass the mic.

by sky May 9, 2003

M.N.P.

stands for must not procreate.

Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.

Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?

Bill: yeah.

Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.

by potterfreak82 March 4, 2011

M-TV

That crazy ass tv station that doesn't show music videos. It only shows that gooey teen crap. it was intended to be a video station only, but now they have TRL (see definition)

"What are you watching?"
"M-tv"
"Why are you watching music television if it has NO music?"

by RoyMustangmyleader August 6, 2006