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Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.
by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009
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lapdog

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.
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Laptopping

The conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have sex, or making love.
laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!
by sanctusunus December 10, 2012
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lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.
He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.
by jondoe156 December 22, 2009
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LAPG

Leggings As Pants Girl.

She wears leggings as pants, frequently during the winter with uggs and a northface jacket, and does consider that it is both a poor fashion and a poor life choice.
Hey, look at that LAPG! It's winter in Michigan, isn't she cold without real pants?
by lapc September 23, 2010
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Lappy

As in: She gave me a lappy..,
she gave me the sweetest lappy eveeer..
by Quints January 23, 2010
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Laporte High School

Laporte Highschool is a school in Laporte, Indiana, you probably would never have guessed that. it is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls, and all you see is: trailor trash, sluts (most common), hicks, and the kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the wanna be gangsters. They are the ones that you can spot a mile away because they woddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, (god forbid their pants be at their waists). LaPorte High School is also full of rude teachers, and the teachers that dont ever make their students touch a book. Overall, Laporte High School is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.
Did you go to LaPorte High School?

Ya Dawg, I made to my sophmore year! I iz smart fo sho!
by Cinnamon Glotz January 4, 2012
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