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Irish Driver's License

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.
"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"
by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022
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irish pud

a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex
"Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Irish pud." said Sarah
by Johnny Cockrin February 26, 2008
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Irish Goodbye

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.

This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.
T: Im going to bed for real
H: Okay goodnight
T: Wait, did you hear the new ___ album yet?
H: Yes, wasnt it amazing??
T: Most awesome of all time because...

*3 hours later*
T: Okay this Irish Goodbye must come to an end. I'm going to just hang up the phone otherwise we'll never stop talking.
by The Ruffio March 1, 2010
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Irish

Really cool people, not always drunks, not always lepracauns, dont always eat potatoes, not always ginger!
Can be from Southern Ireland OR Northern Ireland
dude 1: Wow that girl is awesome!
dude 2: i no right?
dude 1: like she is seriously hot, she must be Irish
dude 2: thats why shes so hot!
by IRISHLEGEND June 1, 2011
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Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.
"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--
by Brian Peters December 23, 2007
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Irish Mafia

A sophomore science class (and their teacher)'s gang in an attempt to outdo the Abros and Bloodhounds. Symbol is a green 4-leaf clover.
Irish mafia gang: met the Abros at a car wash last night and beat the hell out of them.
by kaylee dawn October 22, 2008
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Irish twins

Siblings who were born 10 months apart.
Patrick and Noreen, born 10 months apart, are Irish Twins.
by dmr February 5, 2004
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