helvetica-fucker

slang, derogatory term for a hipster

Aw, man look at that helvetica-fucker... He's on Pitchfork again.

by alamodegirl April 5, 2011

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Helmets and Gloves

A Type of Friendly Fighting (usually held in hockey dressing rooms) where two people are given only hockey: helmets and gloves, they fight with shots mostly to the head

"Hey you guys should go Helmets and Gloves"
"You guys should lockerbox"

by sawadajo July 12, 2006

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helmet • helmet head • helmet hair • helmet party • helmet hang • Helmet kid • Helmet Kink • Helmet-Pie • helmet-polisher • helmet strap

helmetosis

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere

I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.

by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

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bobbies hemet

Bell end, glans penis.

Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

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Helmethead

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

by #1 helmet November 5, 2010

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This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.

"You are sucha bloody helmtard!"

by Übersetzen November 1, 2012

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